carp 

To place someone's face, mouth open and teeth exposed, up against a chain link fence. Then punching the back of their hea forward and down. An equivelent to a curb stomp.

DAWG! that cat was frontin so I carped the mothafucker!

carp by Guymankid November 19, 2007

Carp 

Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.

Everyone: WHAT THE CARP

Carp by Clar February 20, 2017

Carp 

Someone who will borrow shit and not pay you back. They will try to bum anything money, cigs, your car.

Bob: hey darryl bum me a smoke?
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp

Carp by nobodys_mom October 27, 2019

Carp 

Just some 8 year old on twitter who loves Popeyes and plays on a laptop

Carp smells like beans

Carp by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019

carp 

i say it instead of crap

Person 1: dang nabbit.
Person 2: carp.
Person 3: da fuk

carp by patricia morarez October 16, 2020

Carp 

A trending topic from twitter on December 19th 2020 that swallowed users news feeds

I woke up and there was nothing but carp

Carp by WhiteDeinosuchus December 19, 2020

Carp 

When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.

Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."

Carp by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023