Calculator 

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement

Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans

Calculator by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021

calculator 

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.

guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator

calculator by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Calculator 

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

Calculator by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021

Calculator 

Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay

Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!

Skeppy: im a calculator today!

Calculator by Mo0thh April 17, 2021

calculator 

where you make your calculation

i use calculator to cheat in my maths exams

calculator by hans is mine July 22, 2021

calculator 

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad

Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.

calculator by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022

Calculator 

for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok

I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2

Calculator by shay_girlz July 18, 2022