The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005
Get the Cafeteria Catholicismmug. when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022
Get the School Cafeteria Kissmug. An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
Get the Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriendmug. 1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.
(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)
(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)
by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014
Get the Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Foodmug. .9.<.7.9.7.6.>.0.6.9.0.9.6.0.Cafeterias, Yo, Change Your Life To Change Your Synergy, You Cafeteria, Yo.0.6.9.0.9.6.0.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 31, 2025
Get the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>.0.6.9.0.9.6.0.Cafeterias, Yo, Change Your Life To Change Your Synergy, You Cafeteria, Yo.0.6.9.0.9.6.0.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.mug. When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.
by King Chief February 16, 2023
Get the cafeteria arrestmug. A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
Get the cafeteria speed datemug.