Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.
by JoJo May 13, 2005
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Someone whose phone has massive amounts of static when you try and talk to them, mad echoes in the background, or disconnects during conversation.
Someone whose phone has massive amounts of static when you try and talk to them, mad echoes in the background, or disconnects during conversation.
My sister had the nerve to try and put my mom and I on three-way, knowing her C.A.P. would disconnect us before we could say "Hi".
by LaTasha Voelkel July 15, 2006
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An individual of white skin who is completely unaware or ignorant to the things going on outside his or her own perspective. Which usually ends up with the individual defensively denying any concept he or she has not experienced.
An individual of white skin who is completely unaware or ignorant to the things going on outside his or her own perspective. Which usually ends up with the individual defensively denying any concept he or she has not experienced.
Jim: I grew up in a very poor and bad environment and struggled for the things I have today. White privilege doesn't exist and minorities are just lazy. I never ever benefited from having white skin in America EVER!
Mike: Hey Jim, stop being a C.A.C you're giving the rest of us a bad name.
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Ashley: Black people would stop getting shot if they lived in a suburb. I mean I don't have to worry about getting shot by gang members or police officers. They should just move.
Brad: This chick is a C.A.C
Mike: Hey Jim, stop being a C.A.C you're giving the rest of us a bad name.
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Ashley: Black people would stop getting shot if they lived in a suburb. I mean I don't have to worry about getting shot by gang members or police officers. They should just move.
Brad: This chick is a C.A.C
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Get the C.A.B mug.C.A.B is an acronym for "Crazy Ass Bitch". It can be used as a noun or a verb. One can say it as C.A.B or simply "cab". Both versions are meant to be codewords and can be used at any time when there is a "Crazy Ass Bitch" in the room. Here are some examples to display the uses of C.A.B.
" Man my girlfriend was acting like a total C.A.B last night."
"Wow I got totally C.A.B'd by my mom."
"Whoah check out that cab over there, she's taking off her clothes while singing Poker Face and lighting shit on fire too!"
"Wow I got totally C.A.B'd by my mom."
"Whoah check out that cab over there, she's taking off her clothes while singing Poker Face and lighting shit on fire too!"
by RoRoJoJo July 4, 2009
Get the C.A.B mug.Acronym for "Cute as Shit." Used by men while in the company of women to describe something that could be otherwise described as simply "cute."
This addition could be done in order to impress said women by appearing sensitive/discerning without losing qualities of manliness, or could be used in order to avoid appearing like a "pussy" or "fag" in front of other men. The acronym "C.A.S." is used elusively in extreme cases.
Emphasis in the phrase is often placed on "Shit," and may or may not be followed by a "high five" or a "dip snap" in customary bro-style gesturing, in order to mask the perceived "gayness" of the phrase.
Popular locations for this phrase are in shopping malls, pet adoption agencies, zoos, and other locations in which "cute" things may be found.
This addition could be done in order to impress said women by appearing sensitive/discerning without losing qualities of manliness, or could be used in order to avoid appearing like a "pussy" or "fag" in front of other men. The acronym "C.A.S." is used elusively in extreme cases.
Emphasis in the phrase is often placed on "Shit," and may or may not be followed by a "high five" or a "dip snap" in customary bro-style gesturing, in order to mask the perceived "gayness" of the phrase.
Popular locations for this phrase are in shopping malls, pet adoption agencies, zoos, and other locations in which "cute" things may be found.
Colleen: "Ooooo I like those shoes, Carolina!"
Carolina: "Thanks! What do you think, Doug?"
Doug: "Yeah word, those shoes are cute as SHIT."
"Yo, that bunny rabbit is cute as SHIT" or "Yo, that dress is C.A.S.!"
Carolina: "Thanks! What do you think, Doug?"
Doug: "Yeah word, those shoes are cute as SHIT."
"Yo, that bunny rabbit is cute as SHIT" or "Yo, that dress is C.A.S.!"
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