Buttaball

A fat kid who sits on his computer all day; sometimes the reason being because they are socially awkward and possibly dropped out of school.

Stan: Hey Joe, how come David never leaves his house to hang out?

Joe: Cause he sits on his computer all day playing video games, because he has no education.

Stan: Oh, so he is a butterball?

Joe: Ya boy he a buttaball.

by HeartzNDiamondz December 19, 2014

buttbagery

the act of being a buttbag

Alan, I have had it up to here with your buttbagery! you are fired!

by mikeyd1978 October 22, 2011

buttbate

The act of violently shoving your thumb into your asshole and shitting as you do it, this is usually done for sexual pleasure. (Male or female)

Me: Dude, I just buttbated, it was amazing.
Billy: Does your thumb stink?
Me: (Sniffs thumb) FUCK YES! There's fucking shit all over my hand! I forgot to clean up I guess...

by DeuceCracka January 22, 2014

buttbating

when a male masturbates only using his butt, and makes girl noises, heterosexualy

bro 1: Bruh! I heard Todd crushing some snizz through the wall last night.
bro 2: nah cuz....He was just buttbating

by death proof September 16, 2015

buttrubate

(verb) Mastrubating your own butthole.

Person 1: 'Do you prefer anal sex?'
Person 2: 'No, I still like buttrubate myself.'

by BECTZN March 1, 2016

Buttbaby

A type of pop that has protective layer of semen on top of it.

Buttbaby

by ToomasLS April 16, 2019

buttballs

it’s a ballsack but on you’re ass, and can be also be a insult

hey ya bloody cunt you look like walking with a buttballs on your ass

by karendicksucker December 30, 2019