Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011

Buttsplosion

When you have to squeeze your cheeks together but uncontrollably your ass EXPLODES!

Andy ate taco bell and had an enormous buttsplosion.

by SKEETSKEET RICK JAMES January 9, 2008

Buttsack

A phenomenon in which a man sits in a certain way that allows for his balls to droop down to his buttcrack, so the scrotum comes into contact with the edges of the anus.

Dude, my buttsack is so intense right now, that if I farted, my balls would blow up like a parachute.

by Thomasvaeth January 26, 2017

Buttsack

A teachers favourite snack.

I walked in on my teacher snacking on some buttsack

by Hakeem juba February 10, 2020

Buttrape

To forcefully put your penis into somebody else's ass or anus. An act commonly commited by sexually deprived fudge packers.

I buttraped Mike's mom because she was giving me backtalk.

by opalmind June 13, 2004

buttsauce

1)On Postal 2 when you add certain cheat codes the "Postal Dude" will say "buttsauce"

2)When a girl is getting buttfucked and the guy cums in her ass and some happens to leak out.

"that bitch in the 'sexygangbang.com' porn is just leaking major buttsauce! look at her, she loves it!"

by Buttsauce Snaids April 8, 2007

Buttsalad

The very essence of the worst a person can be.

Person 1: I'm the best a basketball.
Person 2: No, actually your buttsalad.

by Not Buttsalad October 1, 2008