A fictitious account of events that has been created and repeated consistently- often over a period of years- with the intent of having that story become accepted as fact. The ultimate goal of a Taft's Buttplug is to someday hear the fiction you created be told to you by a stranger as if it were fact.
The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
Remember when I stopped to help that hot chick change her tire and she did me right there by the side of the interstate?
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
by WaftyCranker July 07, 2011
A Michigan native utilizing the far left lane of an interstate or highway without passing other vehicles.
by norm the plum June 05, 2017
An argumentative internet troll who specializes in disrupting the user base of single topic forums with persistently negative and contemptuous posts.
This is a discussion forum, not an "argue ad nauseam about narratives and biases you hold like blood feuds that span decades" forum, you sentient buttplug.
by Senbutt May 07, 2018
Working poor: It'd be really nice if that golden buttplug would shut up about social issues that obviously do not affect them in any way.
by bushmeatburrito September 16, 2016
by wookie boi January 11, 2017
A desperate last ditch method to stop a bowel movement by inserting one's finger into the anus, in an attempt to block the process.
Bill was trying desperately to make it to the bathroom in time, but when he got there, that fucking time vampire, Sally was screwing around in there again, so he had no choice but resort to using the Boston buttplug to keep from soiling himself, then being endlessly heckled by that bitch Sally.
by thetallman72 February 28, 2019
A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.
by stinkymcshittypants April 04, 2011