Butterclench

A cross between butterflies in one's stomach and a stomach clench. A feeling one gets when they think about someone horribly sexy.

Bree: Oh my god, did you just see that smokin' guy walk past?
Brooke: Yes, they made me butterclench.

by ZillaMonster July 26, 2011

Buttercreamabetes

Illness caused by a massive intake of buttercream. Symptoms include irrational crying, weakness in the knees and heart, high blood sugar, and nonsensical thoughts.

Melville ate so many cupcakes that he eventually got buttercreamabetes.

by Stellalooneyrooney. May 23, 2013

buttercrotch candy

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014

Buttermoon

For those who go on a holiday/vacation before their wedding to celebrate their engagement or just because they can!

Butter is spread on a crumpet before honey. Therefore it is a Buttermoon, not a Honeymoon!

"Steve and Sarah went on their Buttermoon in the Greek Islands for two weeks before their big day."

Newly engaged lady - "Let's go to Bali and relax before the wedding"
Fiance - "Yeah, let's go on our Buttermoon."

by kylid May 20, 2014

buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017

Butterworthed

1. When you unintentionally take the long way to reach the same goal as everyone else.
2. Getting there slowly but surely against all odds.

Did you see them playing farkle? He got 500 points in one turn by only getting 50 each time he rolled. He butterworthed!

by B0untybunny July 7, 2018

Butterchurn

The act of filling a woman's virgina or butthole with milk, then a man has sex vigorously with the women, churning the milk inside her into butter. After butter has thickened apply generously on toast and consume.

Hey Jason and Steve did you butterchurn that bitch at your staycation last weekend?

by Dr. Fupa King April 26, 2022