buttdick

Someone who is such a dick and an asshole that the two are combined for convenience and being able to kill two birds with one stone. Also, those that are labeled buttdicks are the kind of people who are so lame that it is not worth expending the mental energy to come up with two separate insults for their general state of being. Like my history, journalism, and public speaking teacher in highschool told me, "Why use two when one will do."

"I saw kip at the party last night. He was wearing his tevas with white socks, a tank top and some wrap around Oakley razors. He kept pulling off of a bottle of cheap tequila and slapping the ladies on the ass while saying, "hey babe, the name is Kip, in your case, you can call me the Kipper or something like that. Despite the fact that he is one of the biggest buttdicks on the planet, I noticed his mullett was filling in nicely."

by Martin Throttle November 23, 2006

Buttdick

to screw another person over, literally, in the butt.

dude, you totally just got buttdicked.

by travis earl doyle August 3, 2010

buttwiggin

Referring to an extremely hairy butt

When he mooned me, I was almost blinded when i realized that he had a buttwiggin.

by Maki and Kichiko February 26, 2005

Buttdialed

When you try to call your buddy in prison and his phone is in temporary storage in his butt.

"Honey, who are you trying to call?" "I just buttdialed Joe in prison, for real."

by Turk 153 September 17, 2016

buttsignal

When the Buttsignal is in the sky...

Chris has had too many non-prescription drugs again!

"The Buttsignal's in the sky again."

"Oh, fuck, here comes the migraine..."

by Meg March 30, 2004

buttight

A lot of people in a small space

The lead singer of the bang screamed at the crowd "get buttight!" so that everyone could be close to the stage.

I can't believe you live in that buttight apartment with your boyfriend, two kids, a cat and a puppy.

by zisforzillah May 10, 2005

Buttpig

When you put ham on your butt

Dude stop doing buttpig!! its annoying!

by kl12345678 September 25, 2014