Buttwig

An excessive amount of pubic hair on the ass that has the appearance of a wig.

We thought it would be funny to flag John until we noticed his frolicious buttwig.

Buttwig by JoeJiko December 25, 2008

Buttgig 

A job or position obtained by flaunting one's homosexuality in order to appeal to progressives.

If that mayor from Indiana becomes president, it will be the biggest buttgig in history!

Buttgig by GGreggory April 20, 2019

Buttwink 

A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.

To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.

This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.

As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.

Buttwink by Sensei Doug December 6, 2017

George W. Buttwipe 

Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.

Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.

His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.

Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!

George W. Buttwipe by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008

buttwiff 

A really funny thing to call somebody back in the day that i vow to make popular again. A dipshit. (you know you used to say it)

You are such a buttwiff.

buttwiff by christa November 14, 2003

buttwipe 

buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe

man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe

dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe

man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe

buttwipe by littlejimmie March 17, 2019

Buttwogon 

The thing my older sister says when we’re in the car and a person cuts in front of her.

Me:
Person cuts in front of my sister:
Her: you Buttwogon!!!

Buttwogon by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 February 2, 2021