Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

buttfat

an insult to someone who sits on their ass all day. can also refer to a jew.

dude1: whoa check out that buttfat!
dude2: yeh bro wouldnt like to be sat on by him
dude1: srsly
dude2: yeh
dude1: shit
dude2: dang

by Todd Harley July 4, 2008

Buttcake

Buttcakes is a term of endearment for your mom, your dad, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your Latin lover, your friends, your teacher, that homeless man on the side of the road whose probably high on sharpie, yourself, the voices in your head, the Dolan Twins, and your dog. Do not use it on French people though, just don't. Please. Help. The voices are back. Help. Cdrjfhxdgafagfjkhjhjggd-help-dggdjgukhdgdhdthbuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcake

Hey buttcake you lookin mighty fine, been doing squats?

by Datgirlpotato November 2, 2018

buttcabbage

A type of fungus that usually resides in the crevice of the buttocks.

"Yoo duudddee the doctor said the reason my ass smells is cuz i have buttcabbage!"

by snailorrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2009

buttwater

An ugly, hairy person who has no hygene.

Michael is the biggest buttwater in the world.

by Sexy Unanymous May 17, 2006

buttcatcher

A person who has oral sex in the butt.

Shamir told me that Hashaan is a buttcatcher!

by kyana May 13, 2005

Buttcarriage

The act of attaching wheels to ones enormous ass and carting small children/objects around.

Someone just broke my legs, bring my to the hospital on your Buttcarriage.

by PhxkinMassacre June 26, 2012