buttsachary

I don't know what buttsachary is, but I sure wish I did.

Seriously, does anyone know what buttsachary is? I'm tired of not knowing!

by Abe Carroll November 29, 2006

Buttsex

Verb, Noun-To engage in anal intercourse.

I want to buttsex you, baby!!

by Darkstalker_1875 January 20, 2006

boo buttsex

When a girl allows you to stick it in her butt, but immediately says, it hurts too much, and makes you stop.

"Sarah let me put it in her butt last night, but she said it hurt too much and I had to stop. It wasn't butt sex, it was boo buttsex".

by WorstCaseCarnario October 30, 2011

Butsecks

A badly-spelled way to say buttsex.

"Hello butsecks man"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

Buttscratcher

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.

Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!

by Chris000 January 17, 2008

buttsexmanship

The quality of one's ability to perform and/or recieve anal sex.

Ronny would have made it through the Boot Camp for Future Porn Stars, but he recieved very poor marks in buttsexmanship and was ejected from their program.

by yekl January 27, 2010

Buttscratcher

The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.

Man: "Buttscratcher???!"
3 others: "Buttscratcher!!!!!"

by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011