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Butsecks 

The act of having sexual intercourse of the anus through telepathy, often the person being targeted has no idea it has happened until the point where they spend the rest of the day feeling as though there is something up their ass
Jim: watch this man,im gonna have butsecks with that guy over there
Tim: r u for serious?
Jim: look... now he's walking around like theres something in his ass
Butsecks by Soraoblivionxiii May 23, 2009

butsecks 

Some gay people like butsecks
butsecks by H4xDaPlanet March 30, 2004

Y helo thar, butsecks? LOLOLOL 

Phrase which originated from the "Attention Whore" animation.

Means "Hello, want to have anal sex?"

Currently a fad catchphrase on LUE.
LUEser: Y helo thar, butsecks? LOLOLOL
Woman: If you come near me again I'll fucking call the cops.

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.
*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.
A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

buttsecks 

Anal Love
y helo thare buttsecks? LOLOL!!!11!!1
buttsecks by Digga June 22, 2003
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