basket checking

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants

Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.

by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013

cow basket

A stupid girl named Grace

Stop it Cow Basket!

by DankMemesAreCool May 1, 2017

baskemtball

What LeBron James does for a living.

Mike: Hey LeBron, I'm a huge fan, what's up?

LeBron: Baskemtball

by Dingleberry42069 June 19, 2021

Whistling Busker

Hiring a prostitute to whistle 'Rivers of Babylon' up a mans anus, whilst jiggling his balls like a coin bag.

"Sex or Blow Job, love?"

"I'll take a 'Whistling Busker' please."

by The Whistling Busker December 15, 2012

bucket o' balls

When something simply sucks ass.

That test was a real bucket o' balls.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

Ass Basketry

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'

I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.

by Maestro41 October 16, 2011

Bucket of Muzzle Blast

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007