bunglecunt

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.

Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!

by Mrl79 April 27, 2016

snipping Bungle's finger

Phrase To prematurely cease fecal evacuation by voluntary sphincter contraction.

Derivation: From the friendly "Bear" character in the 80's hit British kid's TV show "Rainbow".

The door bell rang, so I had to snip Bungle's finger and wipe as I sprinted to answer it.

by Diddly January 27, 2004

bunce

Usually used in context of a video game: To either accidentally or on purpose push or deflect another player, causing them to fall off a ledge or platform, miss an intended objective, or fail in any other way. Popularized by Gavin Free of Achievement Hunter.

Ohhh, sausages! I would've made that jump, only Ryan bunced me just as I was about to land!

by beavinator February 14, 2015

bunglerock

A piece of left over deification left in ones gouch that can only be removed through bungling.

"Cory, what did u just pick out of ur gouch??"-Eden
"its some left of crap from yesterday"- Cory
"oh, a bunglerock"-eden

by thebungler November 26, 2010

Bunglecunt

Someone who makes you embarrassed to be human.

eg. Martin Shkreli

What a total fucking bunglecunt!

by colouryum September 24, 2016

earning a good bit of bunce

It's cockney (i.e. from London) rhyming slang for earning money. Bunce is derived from bunsen burner (a common piece of school laboratory equipment that produces a single open gas flame and named after Robert Bunsen) and this rhymes with earner.

It was tough work but I was earning a good bit of bunce .

by J Jazz December 26, 2015

Bungle

The definition of Bungle simply means you are a bum hole or a hoop.

My boss is such a bungle....

Look at the state of that bungle....

Stinky little bungle...

by Ring piece September 3, 2020