bumfuzz

the little balls of fuzz that you get inbetween your buttcheeks, usually bluish in color despite the color of the underwear you've been wearing.

"I was washing my butt in the shower the other day, and I found a little bit of bumfuzz tucked inbetween my cheeks."

by Ethan Lima June 16, 2007

bumfuck

absolutely nowhere

if you live off some country road, you live in bumfuck.

by Anonymous December 21, 2002

West Bumfuck

referring to a town or village that is far removed from society

"Whats the name of that town? West Bumfuck?"

by Bam its The Mac April 7, 2003

bumfumbler

1. A person who enjoys fumbling the buttocks of a member of the same or opposite sex.

2. A joke used to confuse friends.

"Dude you're such a bumfumbler."
"Not uh."

by t3hm4n April 20, 2006

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

bumfuckegypt

Actually, it means that you live in the middle of nowhere - in the boonies - out in the boondocks - in an extremely rural or out-of-the-way area. Destination has nothing to do with it.

If the nearest place to buy gas for your car is an hour's drive away, you live in bumfuckegypt!

by RAVENNY August 29, 2007

BumNut

A hard ball shaped turd that fires out of the anus at a considerable speed when pushed out of bum crack making a similar sound of a pebble being thrown into a lake.

Oh no!! I just dropped a seriously big bumnut and have just experienced a splash back on the arse hole!!

by Isla HG June 2, 2019