A Bumëd is someone who worships the Bum God.
To be a Bumëd , you have to follow a cycle. The cycle is PRAISE, SWEAT, CLENCH, REPEAT.
The anthem is very simple.
🎵CHILLEN ON THE WEEKENED LIKE USUAL
WHATCHING SPONGEBOB AND SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
SHE BE PRAYING
SHE DOING DOING TOO MUCH
I DIDNT WIPE MY BUTT
I JUST POOPED AND GOT UP
SWEAT PANTS
BUT WITJOUT THE PANTS
JUST SWEAT
THATS WE AT
ALL OUR BUMS ARE CLENCHED
TIGHTLY SHUT
STILL POOPING AND GETTING UP
AND IN OUR GOD WE TRUST🎵
To be a Bumëd , you have to follow a cycle. The cycle is PRAISE, SWEAT, CLENCH, REPEAT.
The anthem is very simple.
🎵CHILLEN ON THE WEEKENED LIKE USUAL
WHATCHING SPONGEBOB AND SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
SHE BE PRAYING
SHE DOING DOING TOO MUCH
I DIDNT WIPE MY BUTT
I JUST POOPED AND GOT UP
SWEAT PANTS
BUT WITJOUT THE PANTS
JUST SWEAT
THATS WE AT
ALL OUR BUMS ARE CLENCHED
TIGHTLY SHUT
STILL POOPING AND GETTING UP
AND IN OUR GOD WE TRUST🎵
by The Bumëdš May 30, 2021
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When a person's rearend sticks out far enough for a small child to hide under in an immense rain storm.
Lisa: Wow it's raining outside!
Cora: Look, Connor is hiding under that woman's Bumbrella!
Lisa: By the looks of that thing, he's going to stay dry.
Connor: I hope she doesn't have the E.D.!
Cora: Look, Connor is hiding under that woman's Bumbrella!
Lisa: By the looks of that thing, he's going to stay dry.
Connor: I hope she doesn't have the E.D.!
by Lisa Billygoat August 4, 2010
Get the Bumbrella mug.A cross between the insults 'bummer' and 'bender'. Used by Will in Brittish comedy 'The Inbetweeners'.
Neil's dad is a bumder.
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Get the bumette mug.Nickname for "Tonbridge" boys school in Kent, named as such for its reputation of turning out homosexuals (or BUMMERS). Boys are also have ridiculous hormones due to their sexual frustration. Are proud of their Rugby achievements but this is about all they are good for.
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Bomer is the dark reflection of Homer Simpson. Whereas Homer is an excitable, simple-minded, happy-go-lucky character, Bomer is a morose, tragic individual, trapped forever in an endless cycle of self-hate and hard drug abuse. In his heroine-educed stupors, he often imagines his body twisting and deforming into inhuman, often monstrous shapes. His only escape is into his art. His deep, emotional self-portraits have been regarded as some of the greatest art of our generation. His unique, ever fluctuating style has attracted many imitators. His tragic visage has become an icon to the art world, and is used as a symbol of the artistic revolution.
Bomer is the dark reflection of Homer Simpson. Whereas Homer is an excitable, simple-minded, happy-go-lucky character, Bomer is a morose, tragic individual, trapped forever in an endless cycle of self-hate and hard drug abuse. In his heroine-educed stupors, he often imagines his body twisting and deforming into inhuman, often monstrous shapes. His only escape is into his art. His deep, emotional self-portraits have been regarded as some of the greatest art of our generation. His unique, ever fluctuating style has attracted many imitators. His tragic visage has become an icon to the art world, and is used as a symbol of the artistic revolution.
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