Bruhzinga

When it is indeed not a bruh moment

Bob touched Jim as he high fived Frank. It was not his bruh moment so Frank had to go Bruhzinga.

by The_Bruhster May 16, 2019

Bruning

The act of lying on one's back, flat on the ground or flat surface, facing up and looking at the sky, arms and legs wide open.

Best done with well known monuments visible behind the subject, when posing for the picture. Best results are obtained when the subject is slightly tilted sideways as seen from the camera position.

Not to be confused with planking, in which the subject is facing down. Bruning is sometimes (incorrectly) referred as brunning.

"We found him bruning with the monument behind him, posing for the picture"

by nosuchuser May 9, 2013

Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

dick brushing

When a woman is kneeling down and smiling up at a man and the man brushes
his dick across her pearly whites in a toothbrush motion as if brushing her teeth...you can apply toothpaste if necessary, no, not Colgate, jackass!!

"I put my bitch on her knees, gave her a dick brushing she'd never forget"

by RPM808 January 21, 2015

like brushing my teeth with a rat

To give a lady friend oral pleasure when said lady friend has unkempt pubic hair.

"Dude, I went down on her last night, was like brushing my teeth with a rat."

by rob13423rhjfgj April 16, 2009

Dry Brushing

The act of brushing ones teeth with no toothpaste on the brush to get rid of loose plaque or other substances on the teeth. After, you brush your teeth normally (with toothpaste) to whiten.

Dry brushing gets all the gunk of your teeth so the whitening stuff in tooth paste works better.

by ZPA23 July 10, 2010

brushing crumbs

Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing

Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.

by topgunthinktank July 23, 2016