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brownstar supernova 

I drank too much coffee and let a massive brownstar supernova in the bathroom at work.

De-railed Brownstreak 

Any smudged turd not on the inside of a toilet.
Man, Jim had the biggest de-railed brownstreak ever across his forehead.

Brownstar 

An unwiped anus
"My brownstar is itching unforgivably"
Brownstar by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Brownster 

A small singular poop that must be forced out of your butthole
"I pushed really hard and finally I got that brownster out of my fuckin butthole!"
Brownster by Dr.SexyMD August 28, 2015

Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja 

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja

Brownstain

1) the mark one finds in one's underwear after failure to wipe the anus properly;
2) any member of the legion of fans that supports Chris Brown regardless of any circumstances, often with rabid support.
You see that brownstain over there? She just pulled a knife on me for saying that Chris might be more talented at hitting women than beats. Classic brownstain.
Brownstain by Viktorious October 21, 2011