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prostitude

(n.) - The streetwise attitude of a prostitute, male or female; the attitude of a white collar worker who is about to prostitute himself or herself in order to try to get a promotion at work
"Damn, did you see the prostitude on that streetwalker at the corner of Lexington? She was reeking of it!"

"I hate to do this, but if I want that raise, I am going to have to steel myself and pose with some strong prostitude in the office next week!"
by PRwiz101 October 6, 2009
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Brollitude

The process whereby one goes to the gym to become exceptionally strong.
Guy 1: Dude, looks like going to the gym has brought you to a new level of swolness!

Guy 2: Yea,man i'm at a new level of brollitude.
by I knife alot ok November 8, 2010
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Brolitude

Brolitude (BRO-luh-tude): noun. When one decides on something consisting of only him and his bros. no women, or other people aloud.
bro 1: dude, we need some brolitude
bro 2: hell yeah, bro. Vegas?
niggerfaggot: i'll need to buy something nice for the trip
bro's 1&2: you ain't coming
by songoku924 July 21, 2011
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Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.
Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.
by Aresdos February 26, 2014
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Brostitute

An informal friend or acquaintance who has prostutional tendencies.
(friend) Yo dude, wassup with Petko recently, he seem to be smokin' more rock than he get paid in a month?

(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.
by _no1_ April 9, 2024
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Broketitude

Jim wanted to go to the movie but could not due to his broketitude
by Deekaighem February 28, 2009
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brassitude

impudence; shamelessness.
How dare you have the brassitude to scold your mom?
by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011
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