Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

by c-dome April 27, 2009

brosext

An act akin to texting, and furthermore sexting. To text a bro is to brotext. To sext a bro is to brosext.

"Cool story, bro! We should brosext sometime. No homo though." (It's actually VERY homo)

by MrRivera September 21, 2011

Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

Brosectomy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom

Bro 2: I'm sorry bro

Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectomy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectamy

When your Bro has a girlfriend who has him by the balls.

Bro #1: yo can Tim hang out tonight?
Bro#2: nah Kim gave him a Brosectamy.

by Rareguppy September 13, 2017

Brojected

When you try to fit in with a bunch of bros, and you get rejected from the clique because they can smell the fear on you.

"So I was at the bar, and I was talking to this really fine chick. Out of nowhere her bro boyfriend walks up with his friends, and laugh at my collared Hawaiian shirt, then walked away. I completely got brojected."

by SicChicOnMuhDic October 19, 2011

Brojected

When one bro goes in for a brofist and the other bro pulls away, or refuses to reciprocate said gesture of bromance.

John: HEY!!! Hey!!! Bro!! Brofist!!
Martin: Um..., you're not my bro.
BROJECTED.

or

Kane: Brofist, man.
Steve: Brojected.

by Marcl3 March 15, 2013