Bropression

A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.

You guys gotta deal with your bropression issues...

by JustShoveJayOhBe November 2, 2010

Broperiod

This word is specifically for guys; It is when you have a weekend to yourself (as your lady friend might take for herself when it's her time of the month). You might sit on the couch with your favorite blanket and watch Notting Hill, or curl up in the sunroom draped in a silk robe and read your favorite book for the second time, or even eat a pint of ben and jerrys by yourself. And when you have a weekend like this, guess what bro, you just had your broperiod. Like it or not.

Yo bro, what'd you do this weekend? Get shitfaced?

Na brosef, I had my broperiod.

What?

I just loafed around the house bro. And read my favorite book, it was the shit. I deserved it.

Thats so BRO!

YEEAH BRO!

LETS WATCH NOTTING HILL NEXT WEEKEND BRO!

....you gay bro?

by MarthaStewart420 October 23, 2011

Private school brotard

A cocky, arrogant male that is only made worse by the fact he is private school educated.

That guy who works at WWG is such a private school brotard

by Allischu February 1, 2020

brobargo

An embargo of speech or contact placed upon a bro who has become severely whipped by his female counterpart in which the bro will be completely deprived of any and all bro interaction in hopes of making him find an appropriate equilibrium between his b and his bros.

Kyle is under a brobargo due to his diminished time with the bros because of that Jordan girl

by broindesperation January 10, 2009

bropap

A noun used to describe someone who is so utterly stupid, they might be considered inbred. When your Brother is also your Pappy, hence Bropap.
Could also be used to describe someone who looks like they are from the backwoods, or someone out of Deliverance.

Did you just see that guys that passed us? What a Bropap. I mean he was missing half his teeth.

by EVilOLiVE March 24, 2008

Broward College

The Harvard of the South

Hey, those look like some smart blokes; they must go to Broward College.

by rasta-masta October 3, 2010

Bropack

A very comfortable group of bros that frequently spend time together. Usually consists of 3-5 bros. One person will usually have 1-2 bropacks, any more is somewhat uncommon. Common activities of bropacks include sleepovers, watching movies, driving around, eating, playing Halo or other multiplayer console games, and pulling pranks.

Alternatively, one who has no bropack but still hangs out with different arrangements of groups is a "One-man bropack". For whatever reason, this person was not compatible with other forming bropacks and/or could not merge with existing bropacks. This could be due to personality, parental restrictions, or a multitude of other bropackability issues.

-One-man bropack: "Hey, I'm free tonight, wanna chill?"

-Bropack member: "Can't bro, I already have plans with my bropack."

by Bropackery November 21, 2010