bromestic

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)

did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!

by lindsay broham November 29, 2007

broesy

The more familiar way to call someone "bro." Broesy is only to be used in a friendly way, whereas bro can be used to get someone's attention.
Broesy is to bro as Jonesy is to Jones.

"yo broesy, great fuckin party last night!"
"I thought we were tight, broesy, what up with that shit?"

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

bromestic violence

A bromance gone horribly wrong.

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.

by Duckwheelz August 4, 2012

bromiserate

To commiserate, or express pity or sympathy, between bros. Most commonly used to refer to the period after a breakup.

-"Is Jeff alright?"
-"He's taking it pretty hard, but I went over to bromiserate over a few drinks last night. I think it helped."

by PhilipTheSnowman November 25, 2009

Brofessor

The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.

Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.

by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016

Brodesiaclatt

when a transgender man sneezes so hard his dick comes out of his pussy

damn bruh he pulled a brodesiaclatt

by HARDANALRAPE July 28, 2019

Bromeo

He's a total bro, loves to hang out, but is also very romantic. Mix of 'Bro' and 'Romeo'

Jacob is a total Bromeo. He loves to play video games, however he's always taking his girlfriend out on romantic dates.

by Loserette from Loserland April 19, 2022