broketitude

cash poor, lack of disposable income

This tanked economy is going to take most folks to a whole new level of broketitude!

by CandieW357 January 27, 2009

Brokenside

To perform the act of sexin' up someones ear.

(Bustin a nut in the ear is optional)

Ex: Man me and Chelsea just brokensided it up in the bathroom.

by Jmcg93 November 8, 2009

Brokeasstination

Noun; Broke-ass-ti-na'shun: short for broke ass nation. Brokeasstination shares similarities with the word procrastination in definition and pronunciation; however, it defines the condition whereby a government procrastinates on enacting sound fiscal policy and becomes broke as a result.

The United States Congress is procrastinating on the implementation of a budget because its essentially broke. I guess if they had not over regulated the free market and subsidized health care, education and agriculture we wouldn't be experiencing the effects of brokeasstination.

by JDrummer86 April 25, 2011

brokenize

Brokenize - A word meaning breaking something.

Brokenizing - A word meaning in the middle or breaking.

"I'm brokenizing it" or "What did you do to brokenize that?"

by Whok762 June 27, 2005

brokenfatta

Employee that mentally snaps from extreme humiliation.

Anthony ran throught the Red Bank office like a stout fire plug after he realized there was a brokenfatta in there midst.

by Lilly Mico July 29, 2005

Performative Brokeness

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.

"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."

by schmowzow January 20, 2020

Brokendated

When something isn't just broken, it's really broken. Can also be used as a verb

You can't drive the car, it's brokendated.

Oh great! You went and brokendated it!!

by Vangogh's girl April 18, 2009