The Briggs Effect

When you suck at a game so hard that you must destroy the controller so no one has to suffer through watching how terrible you are.

Rosco: Wow, Ben really sucks at this game.
Steph: Yeah, hopefully the Briggs Effect will kick in soon and we won't have to watch this anymore.

by WittyPork January 11, 2013

The Briggs Effect

Being very sore and feeling as if being hit by a bus from raging too hard at a concert or rave.

Man, after thrashing at the show last night, I'm definitely feeling the Briggs Effect.

by jehm faulking January 6, 2013

Briggsycide

An evil pesticide which kills anything from human to amoeba in an instant. Taken from the bare cheek skin of an acne Briggsy

The cornfields were raped bare by briggsycide

by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Briggsy's Kitchen

A television series shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the famous artist Briggsy as head chef. The contestants have to impress Briggsy by cooking meals using their own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby cock. He awards points for taste and presentation. The winner is permitted to fellate Briggsy in Tate Modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.

Are you off to Tate Modern, Quentin?

Certainly am, Benjy. The winner of Briggsy's Kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon.

by colin cummerbund May 9, 2009

Briggsy Baths

A gay franchise first set up in New York for the gay community to engage in immersed contact and swimming activity, but closed due to the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s. Recently reformed in eastwood, notts to commemorate briggsy's gay lovers throughout the decades and to once again divulge into gay obscenity and homo erogenous zones.

You want to learn how to swim? don't try the briggsy baths, they dip in more than just water..

by Dwarfed mongrel November 12, 2008

briggsy

To telephone a farmer and terrify the poor fellow with a fruity drag-queen rant.

Farmer Keith: "Ooh I tell you, Clive, I daren't answer the bloody phone any more in case its someone wanting to Briggsy me."

by Gruzzo July 11, 2006

Briggs Bang Theory

A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.

'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'

'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015