Ghost Broccoli

1-another name for cauliflower.

2- non-eaten broccoli coming back for revenge.

It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.

by Tbone 910 May 7, 2020

Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.

"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."

by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015

Beef and Broccoli Bowl

A smoking pipe/bowl filled with High grade marijuana and Lower grade marijuana mixed together.

Dude 1: Yo you wanna match on a bowl? I got some dank.
Dude 2: I'm down but all I got is some mids right now.
Dude 1: Fuck it, lets smoke a beef and broccoli bowl
Dude 2: Worrd.

by Itsalways420somewhere July 28, 2011

Broccoli

1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.

1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"

by Dagon April 30, 2005

broccoli

broccoli is a very special stuffed animal because he is very soft and is a crowd-pleaser. Broccoli is a celeb since many of my friends know and love him.

broccoli loves getting attention

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

Microwave Broccoli

A euphemism for a fart that is extremely offensive to one's sense of smell. Derived from the smell of broccoli being re-heated in a microwave, which smells surprisingly similar to the human expulsion of gas.

"Plug your nose, I'm about to seriously microwave broccoli up in here."

by LithiumFlame March 7, 2007

I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010