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Colby Brock

A guy who works along side his best friend Sam Golbach making videos together on their conjoined channel Sam and Colby. Colby is known as the hot one of the Trap House, and is also known for his ‘following fat people’ vines, (oh and his grinding vine, but we don’t talk about that.) Sam and Colby got arrested in early 2019. Colby is shipped with every girl he talks to and little 12 year old fans like to send the girls he talks to death threats for being within football field of Colby. He’s also commonly shipped with his friends Jake Webber, Brennen Taylor, and Sam Golbach.
Person1: are you a fan of Colby Brock?

Person2: Who isn’t?
by Jaydenxx July 21, 2019
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Colby Brock

Hottest boy you will ever see. Has a not only perfect body but perfect face and perfect eyes. His personality is beautiful and pure. Why can't every boy be like Colby Brock.
Person 1: He is the hottest person in the history of people
Person 2: Are you talking about Colby Brock
by ColbyBrock_fan May 22, 2018
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Évelyne Brochu

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
by puppysestra August 15, 2014
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brocolini

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew
Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019
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Brocepholosophus

A word which defines the biggest Bro possible.
Jack is a true Brocepholosophus.
by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011
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Colby Brock

Colby Brock is the hottest person you will ever see, not only does he look perfect but his personality is too. He is kind and loves everyone equally
Friend 1 he is the hottest and nicest person ever

Friend 2: are you talking about Colby Brock
by FlawlessBrock August 1, 2018
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colby brock

the most hottest, but cutest person that has ever existed. he can be super hot one second, and soft and cute the next. he’s the most perfect person on this planet. who ever thought a kansas boy could look like that.
person: hey you know that youtuber colby brock?
me: the most perfect person ever? duh
person: uhm, yea him
me: he’s my husband
person: i’m gonna do subscribe to colby brock on youtube now
me: good because i was gonna take your phone and do it anyway
by lover.colby October 9, 2019
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