Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

Shittin' Britches

The lower extremity clothing that receives a full load of feces, as circumstances require.

Things are getting out of control; people have taken to the streets, burning buildings, looting and attacking the helpless.
Yeah, seems so. I hope you're wearing yer Shittin' Britches. Here we go...

by YAWA March 22, 2021

Badger Britches

A woman whose ass is extremely fat and lumpy, causing it to bounce and jiggle in an unattractive way, is said to have an ass that looks like two badgers in a sack fighting to get out.

"Look guys, here comes badger britches again."

by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005

shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.

Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!

by malinguist March 3, 2010

Pussy Britches

When a man is acting like a bitch, he is said to be wearing his "pussy britches".

Hey Dude, you wanna go to the titty bar tonight?
No, me and the wife are going to stay home and watch American Idol.
I see you have your pussy britches on tonight.

by eM0nEy December 16, 2008

Buttered my britches

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.

I've gone and buttered my britches.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010

britches holocaust

When an individual shit's their pants to an excessive amount, to the point that no amount of Tide could save them.

Every night Steamy Ray Vaughn gets up on stage and shits his britches. It's like some kind of britches holocaust.

by Zoidberg's bitch February 26, 2020