A man that will side with women against men on any issues, often condemning his own gender in the hopes of gaining female approval. The phrase was first used in the show South Park by Leopold "Butters" Stotch.
It's okay to be proud of being a man, don't let some Uncle Kyle tell you differently.
When an individual shit's their pants to an excessive amount, to the point that no amount of Tide could save them.
Every night Steamy Ray Vaughn gets up on stage and shits his britches. It's like some kind of britches holocaust.
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An incarcerated male, who is otherwise heterosexual, who participates in gay acts only while in prison.
Darnell ain't gay, he's a prison fag. He only sucked all those dicks to pass the time in jail.
Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.
When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.
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The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.
In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.
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The year 2020, where all of humankind is suffering through one catastrophe after another as punishment for killing Harambe in 2016.
Person 1: First Australia was on fire, then we were on the brink of World War III, the coronavirus is still fucking up everything, and one beloved icon after another keeps dying. This year blows.
Person 2: It has to be harambe's revenge.
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When an individual masturbates not because they feel horny, but because they are clinically depressed and the rush of dopamine they receive from an orgasm is the closest thing to joy they can feel anymore.
Everyday I dopabate to briefly escape the existential dread that consumes my existence.
