bridesmatron

a bridesmaid who had the balls to go and get married before the bride and is now old and fat; fugly

I wanted Melissa to be my bridesmaid, but since she went ahead and married that loser she has to be the bridesmatron now.

by Raisin Berry July 17, 2009

Bridesmaiding

The act of being a bridesmaid in a wedding. Or at a bridal shower. Whatever.

Dakota: so what's up

Lissy: not too much, just came home from a bridal shower that I'm bridesmaiding for.

by Little Lissy July 16, 2006

Brids

I.Brids:{1,noun}
1) Hood rats or famle whos only purpose in life is to reproduce.

II.Brids:{2,noun}
1) Bullets.

I. Brids:{1,noun}
Exp: I fucks wit dam Brids!

II. Brids:{2,noun}
Exp: Yo son, Ima fly some brids at yo mamma crib!

by JoeFo1415 December 15, 2007

bridesmaid paradox

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

by k_m00se October 26, 2015

Bridesman

Male friend of the marrying couple that does not have enough balls to be included on the groom's side of the wedding party and better fits in with the bridesmaids.

As a bridesman, Ivan Chong will be escorted down the aisle by a strapping Navy SEAL groomsman who will later show him a good time.

by bonertime69 August 15, 2011

brismith

a person who shovels and/or eats shit for a living; one who aspires to be hit by a bus; one who is constantly owned by the 35 ft nakamichi shark

I was driving in my intrepid when I saw this brismith get run over by a lexus ls 400, not the old model but not the newer model either...it was the perfect LS400.

by Kimberlicious December 15, 2006

Bridemares

The nightmares a bride has about her wedding leading up to the event.

"I had terrible bridemares last night! I dreamt that I tripped down the aisle, ripped my dress and exposed my granny panties to everyone!"

by Mistress Jess January 22, 2013