brismith

a person who shovels and/or eats shit for a living; one who aspires to be hit by a bus; one who is constantly owned by the 35 ft nakamichi shark

I was driving in my intrepid when I saw this brismith get run over by a lexus ls 400, not the old model but not the newer model either...it was the perfect LS400.

brismith by Kimberlicious December 15, 2006

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Brosmith

Brosmith (n) Brosmythe - One who takes normal, unrefined men, and shapes them in to bros. Basically, as a blacksmith takes normal, unrefined metals, and shapes them into all kinds of things, so does a Brosmith with respect to bros.

James Myers, wow, that guy is a real brosmith.

Brosmith by Michael Terrence Mullin December 3, 2007

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brismith • Briseitha • Brosmith

Briseitha

She can sometimes be shy at first but when you get along with her she will always be there for you. Briseitha is a unique girl who can sometimes be mean and annoying but You can count on her almost on everything and she will never deny you. She is a very cute girl that can be fun to be around with.

Hey Jackie have you seen Briseitha before? She is one of a unique girl.

Briseitha by Mr.KnowAllNames November 18, 2019

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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