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Biblephobe

A person who is afraid to read the bible for fear that they will feel compelled to change their worldly ways.
Have you ever picked up and read one of those hotel bibles?" "No way man, I'm a biblephobe!
by Hotdawger1962 May 8, 2011
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Bribeocracy

A system of government where citizens, corporations and other types of organizations, by means of bribes, are able to influence the governments political agenda to benefit thier organization
A government that allows corporations to donate large sums of money to a particular political party or politician has a form of government known as a Bribeocracy.
by kolbyb1 March 8, 2013
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Bible Base

A special "base" where a relationship will not advance to first, Second, or third base due to the couple having Christian beliefs not to do stuff until age 32.
Look at those losers! They stay on the Bible Base!
by The Name November 11, 2017
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say bible

When someone thinks you're lying "say bible"
by Saybiblethatscheese May 24, 2017
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Bush's bribe

(Political) a.k.a. "Stimulus package".

A rebate check direct from the US government that you don't have to submit a form to the IRS to get. Apparently "pennies from heaven", this attempt to bribe the American public actually increases the National Debt and no benefit will be seen, except that it will leave the Democrats holding a more disastrous fiscal situation when they claim the Presidency in 2009. The Republicans are actually trying to destroy this country's economy just to make the Democrats look bad.

The irony is that this is brought to you the people who preach "fiscal responsibility", and slam "tax and spend" liberals. This "tax less and spend more" philosophy is a natural consequence of twice voting in a President who can barely elicit a monosyllable without prompts, and whose response to the question: "Mr President, what is two and two?" would be "Ummm... about a gajillion, right?"
Guy1: "Did you get Bush's bribe yet?"
Guy2: "Yeah: sent half of it to the Obama campaign."
by UncleDes December 9, 2008
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bible thumper

Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.
He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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bible 2

Guy 1 : The holy bible has reformed me from my ways of sin
Guy 2 : I read the bible 2
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : You know, Jesus telling a cripple to kill the president
by Anti-SUCC-Specimin September 4, 2020
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