Brazilian monkey twist

The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.

I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

brazilian cheesecake

Eating the mixture of semen, feces, and other miscellaneous bodily fluids left over after a gangbang of multiple brazilian men. Best eaten the next day to develop a better crust.

When you are discussing what a Brazilian Cheesecake is with your friends, and your server says, "Oh! my girlfriend loves that!"

by Skytzro May 6, 2019

Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies

Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.

by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020

Brazillian Chainsaw

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.

Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.

by Black Kid Sensation January 18, 2021

Brazilian hug

A reacharound handjob whilst watching soccer

Gabriel was watching Germany trash Brazil in soccer when Mateus felt he could use some cheering up. So he gave him a Brazilian hug.

by hardcordeballer November 27, 2015

Brazilian Girls

Quite possible the most seductive musicians ever heard. If you do not crave a finer state after hearing them you may be dead.

We smoked some fine opiated hashish 'cause Sabina would've done it. Then we freaked to the Brazilian Girls until we were both spent.

by Napoleon Bonerhard July 12, 2007

Brazillion

A large number, equal to the entire GDP or population of Brazil.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

by moraviapils February 1, 2009