bathing bra

Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...

Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?

Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.

by erieee December 14, 2009

grahzny bratchny

Nadsat slang for "Dirty Bastard" from A Clockwork Orange

"Shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay" Oh gee, someone is listening to Ole' Grahzny Bratchny

by Slutmuffinnumberfour February 5, 2014

Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.

“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”

by MeDabeast December 28, 2011

Go commit not breathing

A more insulting way of saying go die, commit suicide, or I hate you. Clearly, anyone who says this to someone they most dearly hate must hate them with the power of a goat. Careful saying this to someone, they might just get hurt.

CoolGuy123: You are the stupid.
GirlofDeath456: Go commit not breathing.

CoolGuy123: Why are you so mean to me.

by Dogs.mp4 July 22, 2018

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

by aymurrr August 18, 2011

brunching

the act of eating lunch and breakfast at the same time and it's deliciousssssss. Best when served with mimosas, bloodies, and a round of laughter with friends.

Let's go brunching Sunday I'm going to be soooo hungover!!!

by dimvaloo May 25, 2016

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014