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Brazilian Twinkie

The act of using a Twinkie to masturbate and then proceed to eat it.
I just finished trying the Brazilian Twinkie and I couldn't tell what cream was mine
by gigglemasta83128 February 10, 2010
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Brazillian Beatdown

The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.
The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.

Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.

My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.
by Mike James Jr. February 10, 2010
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Brazilian Kiss

Brazilian kissing is the hottest. It is just like a deep french kiss with tongue sucking. Taking turns sucking eachothers tongues.
I would suggest it.
I love when she kisses me Brazilian Kiss style and sucks my tongue.
by A #1 The Real Shit March 9, 2010
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brazilian bread bag

Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.
While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.
by Mable Scartooney August 6, 2017
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Brazilian monkey twist

The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.
I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
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brazilian cheesecake

Eating the mixture of semen, feces, and other miscellaneous bodily fluids left over after a gangbang of multiple brazilian men. Best eaten the next day to develop a better crust.
When you are discussing what a Brazilian Cheesecake is with your friends, and your server says, "Oh! my girlfriend loves that!"
by Skytzro May 6, 2019
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Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies
Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.
by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020
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