Beaumosexual

A human-being by the name of Beau that likes it up the BUTT, in AND around his mouth, likes getting squeezed by mens thick thunder thighs, and sometimes even to get a little kinky in the ear. These beaumo-sapiens are very annoying and are very attracted to young boys named Johnny. They also think they are the coolest kids in their school and always try to deny that they are not "Beaumo" but no one listens. They use the phrase "My B". And for some odd reason these specimens like to hit their sisters to take out the anger and rage on the female race.

Oh My God that fag is such a beaumosexual.

by The Beaumosexual himself December 4, 2010

Bromosexual

Meaning two really good friends who do just about everything together such as stay at each others houses 3-4 days at a time , inseparable cant find one without the other

(jimmy) why are corey and jake always together?
(you) dude , because they're Bromosexuals
(jimmy) oh alright,

by Slickjoewilly April 14, 2011

Bromosexual

A slang word for bro. It is a word used by Red in Pineapple Express to say to Sol as if saying your my bro. Hence Bromosexual. It is not in anyway gay. And can be substituted for dude, brah, bro, and man.

Hey whats up my Bromosexual?


Yah man my bromosexual totally hit up that casino.

by bromosexual January 22, 2009

Bromosexual

A dude who is totally straight but if his homie ask him for a good night bj bruh it’s is homie and gives him a bj. A bromosexual is super straight but when a homie need something a homie get something.

Dude my homie is a total bromosexual but it’s chill he ain’t gay he just lookin out for his homie

by UrbanDiclord June 11, 2018

Bromosexual

Having love towards your bros, whether it's a male or female. Instead of favoring the same sex or opposite sex, you favor the "bro" sex. It basically means you're awesome and you're probably into Dubstep.

You're telling me you aren't into guys and you aren't into girls specifically, you just love Dubstep? You must be a bromosexual, bro!

by Feralix December 27, 2011

bromosexual

The sexual preference that includes males, females, postboxs, atms, lakes, power sockets, bicycles, and street posts.

"Brohan is so bromosexual"

by P10 February 13, 2005

Bradysexual

Only being gay for Tom Brady (the greatest football player in the history of the sport).

I'm down to be penetrated, but only if it's from TB12. I guess I'm Bradysexual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

by Bradylover12 March 8, 2018