bailitis

when a girl (or guy) bails on a date by pretending to be sick

I was supposed to go out with Hadley tonight, but she came down with a serious case of bailitis

by joshoohaah November 3, 2013

Brainstinct

To follow our brain instead of our heart. To be able to control our feelings and emotions in order to make better choices for ourselves and others around us.

"we should use our brainstinct more often"

by Brainstinct March 26, 2017

Bradyitis

Complete memory loss and signs of repetition. Also known as cabbageness.

This person has signs of bradyitis

by Vangonite July 11, 2018

Brainis

Brain and Penis combined. It means that ur such a fucking smart person but all you think about is sex. That's when they call you a brainis.

1. Person: Mann ur such a brainis!

2. Person: Why?
1. Person: Because ur smart but all you think about is fucking Elys

by WinkBenceUwU May 29, 2020

Brainurism

The moment when your brain has an aneurysm and words don’t work

Dude I think Jeff just had a brainurism

by Jordon227 July 7, 2020

Braintwisting

When I twist my brain up into my head

Braintwisting!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 7, 2020

brainiess

When a group of smart people in a group

Albert was in one of the brainiess group in the world

by Bobbymcoy April 22, 2021