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Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.
She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.
by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
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brianwashed

When an imposter illusionist masquerading as a magician forces his own opinions and beliefs on you so badly and with such force that you have no choice but to submit to his will. He fraudulently parades around as a beautiful deep being full of magic and mysticism and an inner knowing that makes others curiously drawn to him.

Unfortunately Brianwashed huemans get trapped in a human matrix TeHE BRIAN had laid for them. This HUEManix is a ridiculous facade of some cobbled together graphics and a Wordpress site, which is only a small step above a WIX page.

To become feee from the brianwashing takes a strong moral character and visual clarity so that you can see the truth if the matter at hand, brianwashed people can sometimes be confused with actual crazy people and may spend some time in a loony bin or a mental health facility where they will learn how terribly ineffective our current mental health practices are at CURES.

The biggest asylum for those who have been affected by a Brianwashing end up at the Disneyland Insane Assylum in Riverside, CA.

There is no ckear way to avoid an attach from the entity that is the BRIAN. BUT the most effective way to heal from such an experience is with lovin kindmess and patience, gentle handholding, and compassionate care for the inner child of your heart and soul.

Love and Light Clear Brain Storms & clean 🧼 yet brianwashing.
Lucy Light: Oh my lord, did you get brianwashed too?

Lili Light: Yes I did, but I was stuck at the Paris Disneyland assylum.

Lucy Light: damn, how was it? I had to stay overnight at the Riverside Disneyland assylum. So many hyenas were there, but we also saw many other avatars, like Mickey, Pocahontas, Jem, and Tom Cowan, the beautiful gay vampire who can shapeshift and change time. Did you see anyone?
Lili Light: All I saw was Esmeralda and a rat. 🤷 ♀️
by Whatsit2yaa May 1, 2022
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Texas thot brainwash syndrome

Texas thot brainwash syndrome is when a brainwashed male thinks that confidence will always get you a girl noteably in Texas, because in Texas the majority of girls are thots who manipulate guys into thinking confidence is the key to a girlfriend and that it's the only for sure way to get a girlfriend in this entire world.
"Oh you want relationship advice? Don't ask Mark, he's just going to tell you that confidence is the key to a girlfriend
because he has been diagnosed with Texas thot brainwash syndrome."
by Exelios July 13, 2019
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Brainwashed

When a Chinese person supports their own country according tiktok he westerners
Filipino: I love my own country the Philippines

Typical westerner: ohh okay cool tour very patriotic you love your own country how cool!!
Indian person: I love my own country and the goverment is really good to us!!
Typical westerner: oh cool you love your own country and goverment your patriotic towards India!
Chinese person: I love my own country China I live a good life their
Typical westerner: your brainwashed go back to China 😡

Chinese person: bruh am I not allowed to like my own country

Typical westerner: your brainwashed
by whydoistillliveonearth October 15, 2020
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Brainwarp

The feeling one gets when experiencing hunger. A temporary personality shift for the worse. Can be accredited with unexplained irritation or annoyance of others, along with selfish actions or decisions.

Most likely to happen with couples or small groups of people. Happens more often with indecisive people when they are out of the house and cannot decide where to eat.

More than likely if you have argued with someone while you were really hungry, you have had brainwarp!
Augh! This brainwarp is killing me... let's find someplace to eat... fast!

Don't blame me if I'm irritated right now, I'm experiencing brainwarp!

I'm sorry I was arguing earlier, I was really hungry so I had brainwarp.
by Mark Koerbel April 22, 2007
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Brainwashed faggot

A brainwashed faggot is a gay human that thinks gay is the only way and everyone should be a gay NO get a fucking life and try some pussy faggot like pride month is the stupidest thing ever like soon everyone is gonna be gay and no one is gonna be able to reproduce
by Honest sexy man May 14, 2022
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brainwash

this is when you get your girl on her knees. then you ask her to close her eyes so she doesn't know what you're about to do. shove your penis into on of her ears and then start to do her. when you come, take your penis out, and a trail of cum should come out of ear, looking like soap.
damn last night sean and brad brainwashed this chick at the sametime. you should have seen how much soap came out of her ears.
by scahn October 24, 2006
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