Bwaffle

A bagel toasted in a waffle iron. It has squares that are imprinted from the iron.

I had a bwaffle for breakfast this morning. It was delicious!

by Evan McClown February 23, 2011

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010