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boioioioioioing

The sounds a weiner makes when it becomes erect.
So this one time, I was walking down the street and I passed this hot girl and I instantly popped a woody and it went boioioioioing and she was like what was that and I was like here, I'll show you...
by Fry August 7, 2004
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Bovine University

Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
by Tommy Hum September 28, 2008
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Bovingdon

A pleasant middle class town on one side. A chavy BNP loving scumbag-filled craphole on the other. This mix of culture creates afluent well articulated people becoming gangsta. Regular haunts include the parks, both by the memorial hall and on Old Dean. Anyone looking for anything to stick up there nose should visit these places first. The mix of culture is leading to a rise in crime in the area with hard working individuals being stolen from by a lazy few. Recently BNP leaflets were delivered around the village and a banner was put up near the pub known as "the half way house". This is where most of these racist douchebags preside. These banners were quickly torn down, however, by two local boys who were disgusted at the behaviour of their fellow villagers. The village is also infamous in local hemel due to the "Bovy Bus". This occurs just before and just after school, and sees a group of young hooligans being transported from Bovingdon to Hemel, or vice-versa. There is a regular struggle for domination over the bus which is currently held by the year 11 students from Hemel School.
A: "Where you going with those racist attitudes and money for drugs?"
B: "Bovingdon, of course"
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Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009
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boviously

Something so obvious even a bovine could understand.
White Girl: "Dwayne Johnson is a sexy bitch."
White Guy: "I don't know about that but he's a badass for sure."
Token Minority: "Boviously."
by tyrannius September 24, 2010
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bovinefecal

pronounced /bɒvɪnɛfəkəl/ or /bəʊvɪnɛfəkəl/.
An adjective meaning "bullshit", especially in a pseudo-intellectual context.
Derived from combining "bovine" and "fecal".
Post-Freudian String Theory is so bovinefecal.

Did you hear that kid speak about socialism? He had no idea what he was talking about. So bovinefecal.
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
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bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.
by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015
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