bourge-bag

(boozh-bag, n. {pl. bourge-bags}) A contraction of "bourgeois" and "douchebag" to suggest a smug, elitist upper-middle-class lifestylist or person who fancies his or her self as one, and who is self-consciously and publicly representing that lifestyle in their consumer choices including the media which they broadcast through forwards to their personal social media audiences. Perhaps unknowingly, bourge-bags are prone to display crassly classist attitudes in their superficial understanding of society, underlying a sense of liberal idealism which they also superficially understand.

This historically diverse blue-collar neighborhood has been gentrified by techies and bourge-bags who think they're doing the area a huge favor by attracting a Whole Foods Market and putting an old Latino market out of business.

by DJ Rick November 19, 2014

Discussing the Budget

Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'.

He's upstairs discussing the budget.

by Laurence pimpski September 8, 2007

Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

by DirtySan December 7, 2009

Budget-ish

Adjective
1. Of or resembling a budget. Lacks specificity such as numbers and/or ideas.
Usually encased in blue glossy folder and 19-pages, including cover pages and table of contents.

Noun
2. State requisite for GOP press conference.

Origin; 21st century English. From GOP budget proposal, March 2009

It was not a budget in the sense that it had numbers. It was more budget-ish.

by DC Guy March 30, 2009

Bourgeois Pig

Someone who acts snobbish because of their socioeconomic status, especially if the image of their affluence is false.

Andrew is such a bourgeois pig, a few days ago I saw him playing golf with the CEO of the company with those plastic golf clubs spray painted silver. What a cheap ass, we all know that he can barely afford the knockoffs he always wears!

by Phamarama360 April 18, 2010

bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 23, 2005

ballin on a budget

1) when it appears that you have a lot more money than you actually have.

2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds

Doug: Yo kid, we hittin the bars tonight. You down?
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.

by Dancendiary March 4, 2008