botard

A retard who wears a bow tie.

pronounced: BOH - tard

When the botard showed up for the interview, the hiring manager couldn't keep a straight face.

by CatULuv2H8 September 3, 2003

botard

a girl, or boy, who is totally dumb about boys

You're such a botard if you think he likes you.

by Tiandrea December 17, 2007

botard

A marginally intelligent human and/or Yoshi from Super Mario World 1,2...

NOOO dont fall botard!!

by jonny glock 9 & sean October 22, 2003

Botard

common slang for the word, “retard” it originated in upstate New York.

You botard, i said use green, not blue.

by mikeyzack June 18, 2018

remedial botard

stupid and beyond retarded.

aaron and sarah and rosa are remedial botards because they are very stupid hence remedial and cannot pass regular classes. thus remedial botard

by yahairalizmonica December 14, 2006

College Board

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.

prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education

by college board victim January 14, 2013

baby on board

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."

If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.

by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015