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Bouquet of Cock

1.Derogatory insult utilized at the end of a conversation or argument to convey your immense displeasure with an individual.

2. Insult meant to finish a heated conversation or argument regarding one's possibly homophobic tendencies towards the male phallus.

3. See Prvt. Pyle
Guy1: "Why are you such an asshole? I really think you have issues!"

Guy2: "Ya? Well you should go get yourself a bouquet of cock and chow down!"

alternate:

Guy: "Man! What the hell is up Mitch's ass today? He really needs to stick his face in a bouquet of cock and take a deep breath!!!!!"
by nvaguy3135 September 4, 2010
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Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is a term often used by less a than virtuous female when referring to the fact she has a choice of men to sleep with and/or buy her tangible objects. Some members of the bouquet may be used for both sex and profit while others may find themselves used strictly for sex or alternatively strictly for profit.
1. My love life is great, I have a man bouquet to pick from.

2. Bryan is the stud of my man bouquet, but Dave is the bank!
by idoit4civilization July 8, 2012
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Bouquet

To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).
I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.
by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020
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Booqueefius

When hes fucking you and his booty claps
We were into to it but he killed the mood with Booqueefius
by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020
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Strip Bouquet

bouquet won during the bachelorette party, Designed for single women, the woman who catches the strip bouquet will supposedly meet a wonderful man in the near future.
I heard she caught the strip bouquet, she's probably be taken soon.
by OMGLOLHmmmmmmmmm July 21, 2011
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dick bouquet

When a man has a massive pubic bush.
James: Are you ready for your date?

Peter: Narr , still got a massive dick bouquet.
James: you better prune that bush boy
by Zmead June 19, 2017
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Hot sauce bouquet

When you pour hot sauce on your girlfriend's asshole, and follow the hotsauce with your penis.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a hot sauce bouquet for Valentine's Day. Now I'm in the doghouse.
by Kelsodot28 February 6, 2017
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