Bonobo Hello

When a man masturbates into his hand, and after ejaculating he proceeds to slap the woman in the face with the hand covered in the ejaculate.

Man, stacy was totally passed out. I figured the best way to wake her up was a good ol' fashion Bonobo Hello.

by Astrotrain May 13, 2009

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with Mr. Song as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Mr. Song you are so bad you boosted bonobo

by fight me m8 kk? January 04, 2017

Bonobo Buns

The behind of a Bonobo as animal or, more commonly used, as human (see bonobo).

Guy 1: "Have you seen the ass of that bonobo?!"
Guy 2: "You mean the bonobo buns, don't you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, my bad."

by Patrick1321 July 09, 2019

Bonobo

Chimpanzees but like to swim more.

The bonobo is a creature that makes to much love.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Bonobo

Nightblue3 is a bonobo

Me: You are a boosted bonobo

by Nightblue3isabonobo November 25, 2016

Bonobo

A gay black men. Used to invoke the homoerotic tendencies of bonobo apes. Bonobo apes settle their differences with sexual intercourse rather than combat.

Can be derogatory depending on context.

Hide your husbands and your sons, the bonobos are coming!

by Apfel5 June 11, 2024

Bonobo

to call someone a bonobo is to call them dumb/a monkey.

Mark: Dude I just failed my test.
John: You bonobo

by Bettle Juice September 22, 2022