bongo mag

gentlemans periodical (n) a glossy magazine, showing ladies of easy virtue in varying states of undress.

George took his favourite gentlemans periodical from his collection of bongo mags, and arranged his kleenex runway and settled down to his afternoon wank

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006

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bojo

boris johnson prime minister of the united kingdom

also known as the dick of the uk

yo do you know where bojo went

by urban-dictionary_101 January 6, 2021

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A combination of the French word for hello "bonjour" and iconic Southern word howdy. The ultimate way to greet someone, especially in a Texas French class. Should be followed up with yeehaw for premium experience.

"Oh, hey Lisa."
"Bonjowdy to you, too, Bill. Yeehaw."
"Never say that again."

by Meepless in Seattle September 11, 2018

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Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

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Bacon Banjo

A Bacon and fried Egg sandwich with a very runny yoke.

As you bite into the delicious hot Bacon Banjo and the runny egg bursts sending a jet of yolk shooting out of the sandwich and down the front of your clean shirt/jumper.

As an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. With your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.

This stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.

It is possible to have virtually any kind of Banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.

by Superjustin March 17, 2009

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