bonjela

A deliberate mis-pronounciation of the french greeting "bonjour" taken from the mouth ulcer cream. Often used as a greeting, it is commonly used when answering the phone

*ring ring* ".....bonjela? oh, alrite dave!"

by Will Neal September 24, 2008

Bonjour

The French greeting used most often. Translated to good day

Elodie: Bonjour monsieur
Cody: Good day to you too madame

by Secretive secret January 1, 2019

Bonjerinje

When something is beyond disgusting.

“Wtf is that bonjerinje ass thinj by there?!” *spews*

by TomTheBonjer July 15, 2018

bonjie

A hot-heated person, a gamer, lover, clingy, fun to be with, loves to be cared for and is a most caring one. He treasures the people he loves and currently belongs to cherichinn.

I got my very own Bonjie in 2017 during the fun run, still, treasure him this year 2022 and for the rest of my life. Boom keleg.

by isipinmolodicakes January 24, 2022

bonjo

A playfully foolish person, given to making harmless, yet amusing, mistakes, such as mispronunciation of common words, or setting an alarm clock for PM instead of AM.

Jennifer has a tendency to act like a Bonjo when it comes to operating the alarm clock.

by Mojorisin September 17, 2003

bonjovi on steroids

phrase used to tell something is crazy; incredible; out of this world

Man, you're acting like you're bonjovi on steroids.

by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003

Bonjobia

A mole that is commonly on the neck. Many people have moles on their neck's but this one is slightly larger than all the others. Many girls call their exboyfriend's neck moles Bonjobias to simply make fun of and tease there exboyfriends for being a dipshit asswhole for breaking up with them in the first place. Many exboyfriends are atleast slightly offended by this name but that means the exgirlfriend's job is a job well-done. The symptoms of a guy having a Bonjobia is ussually that he smiles to one side REALLY awkwardly and hes missing one of his insizers. Which makes him look like a fucking homeless twat. Plus their is ussually 50 other moles slightly smaller than Bonjobia all over the body. And ofcoarse he has a twitchy eye when he smiles and he likes to say 'fucking' 'sketchy' or 'lets drink!' in every sentance. Also used as a nickname for the shittiest ex/boyfriend in the world. Not to be confused with Bon Jovi the singer/songwriter.

Amanda-Ew look at Andy's Bonjobia! Sooo unattractive.
Haley-That guy must of been hit with an ugly stick...connected to an ugly tree...
Amanda-His smile is so disqusting too! I think hes even missing a tooth!!
Haley-Thats ussually common in dickmunches. I mean you DID date him.
Amanda-*andy walks by* (shouts) DATING BONJOBIA WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Andy-idk what a bonjobia is but i sorta feel offended....I'm gonna look it up on urbandictionary!
THE.END.

by Turtlezzz23 October 29, 2011