Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

secret boner

An erection that is unknown to the public.

I'm glad I didn't wear my sweatpants in class today because I had a secret boner for Ms. Birbalsingh.

by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006

Bus Boner

A Bus Boner is an erection that one gets while riding the bus. It is usually caused by the combination of fatigue, warmth, and the vibrations of the vehicle. Similar occurrences have also been reported in mini-vans and tour boats.

Michael was afraid that when he stood up to get off at his stop everyone would see his bus boner.

by Chicago Jo September 25, 2006

Boner Paranoia

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016

Bonercast

Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners

Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast

by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

boneration

A penis that is in a state of erection

It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

by Cody (wdw_) December 19, 2003

Denim Boner

A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.

Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.

by Ohdearaboner October 6, 2009