boneyard

a large group of men experiencing the sexual condition of a boner, all at the same time. very common in the viewing of a new megan fox movie.

"damn!!! the theater was a complete boneyard when megan fox opened the car hood in transformers!!!"

by bobo980 November 2, 2009

Feet First in the Boneyard

To have wild sex.

"Jane and I just met last night, but by 2:00 AM we landed feet first in the boneyard.

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

Boreguard Allowecious Dupree

aka, Big Ass Dog

That motherfucker’s home got a Boreguard Allowecious Dupree, don’t do it

by Bro… October 24, 2023

Boneyard

A “ boneyard” is the gargantuan pile of beer cans underneath a beer die table/beer pong table. Used to make sure that everyone knows for sure just how much beer is being consumed.

Wow, look at that boneyard. That’s gotta be 200+ cans of Keystone Light, yeah?

by Curious Cactus March 16, 2020

steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006

Brad bobaguard

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.

“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”

by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022

Mike Bovaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"I found a plastic fork in my pizza the other day"

"Who does this guy think he is? Mike Bovaguard?"

by SpecIntoDelta December 28, 2022