Boneroblongata

The part of the brain that women use to control the opposite sex. They can turn it on and off at will. Science cannot fully explain this part of the female brain and as a result it has been omitted from all medical databases. Some conspiracy theorists believe this is a ploy of the conservative right wing in order to suppress the advancement of female sexuality.

Autopsy of Marilyn Monroe

Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."

by blazerecu November 28, 2011

bonerboy

Adjective
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid

Noun
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.

--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."

--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!

by Dr[Shaun] July 20, 2008

bonerope

god knows what the hell it is

ok, put your hand under your knee
and press up can you feel that thing

wtf is that is it a bone?
it feels like a rope though

its obviously your bonerope

by Jordanrayner January 28, 2008

boneboxer

Boneboxer (n): Having a boner in (his/the) boxers/shorts.

Slang that evolved among me and some friends a few years back, when we were camping, and I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee, not noticing I had a boner in my boxers. Unfortunately some of my friends that were still up noticed.

Dude, I dreamed about the hot girl from yesterday, I woke up with a boneboxer!

by Boneboxer August 8, 2011

boneroni

Meat appropriate for female consumption and or enjoyment.

Girl "I would like to purchase some pepperoni..." Clerk "Wouldn't you like some boneroni instead?"

Pepperoni=Man
Boneroni=Woman ;)

by whoratio December 3, 2010

bonetrousler

user ‘bonetrousler’ is a tiktoker who, as of now, has 3204 followers. He posts often and 4 out of 5 people recommended following him.

“OMG bonetrousler is the coolest person ever”
“I know dude. I know.”

by qsgore March 14, 2022

bonerbomb

when a guy sends his friend a picture of a really hot girl online.

Dude that picture you sent me of that girl was such a bonerbomb! I didn't know what hit me!

by Muzzbo January 20, 2011