by gregg3rs February 25, 2011
Get the bjork mug.This is the result of somebody being way beyond shit-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.
"Dude, did you see Chad last night, bruh? The dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in Mongolia, bruh"
"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"
"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"
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A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.
Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!
Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
by Toastah July 29, 2008
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Björk:I have riddle: what passes through trees without making rustle of the leaf. I’m
Björk:I have riddle: what passes through trees without making rustle of the leaf. I’m
by blah_blah-blah_ March 8, 2023
Get the Björk mug.The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.
When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.
Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?
Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?
by anonymous January 21, 2023
Get the Björking mug.A big man, usually named Fluff loves fucking retarded kids when there sleeping and also likes to smoke weed every day of his life and spends hundreds of dollars on cartridges. Also he works at Qdoba and gets free food cause hes white. And lastly he loves big black dick in his mouth on a Friday night.
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